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poop cleaver

When your butthole pinches the tail of a turd off and it stays stuck in your anus.
Dude i was taking a shit and my butthole did the poop cleaver and I had to use my finger to get that last nug out.
by Pootiechomper September 20, 2013
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poop snoop

Yo, did you know that Maranda Jane got arrested last night? I saw it on Facebook while I was poop snooping this morning.
by killaca April 14, 2014
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poop seed

when your poop does not come out as a perfect solid log, a little piece of poop about the size of a sunflower seed in stuck on the outskirts of the anus.and you may attempt the flex the anus to drop off the poop seed but after many failed attempts you must use a piece of toilet paper and remove it yourself.
friend: did everything come out ok?
me: nah i gotta poop seed stuck in there.
by hussiecussie September 30, 2014
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poop vice

When you try to write Gregg Popovich's last name in your phone, but that shit keeps auto correcting to poop vice.
Damn man! I can't get my shitty phone to write Coach Popovich's name without auto correcting to poop vice.
by LikaMiDik January 14, 2015
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poop ass pants

Sweatpants that have become too worn out making the ass sag and giving the illusion of having a load of shit in them
Carol should retire her Victoria Secret {sweatpants}, she's got some poop ass pants going on, and there's nothing 'sexy' about that.

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(At the ice skating rink with ya boyz) That lady would have it going on if she would quit trying to {pop and lock} it in her poop ass pants, it looks like her ass hangs down to her knees!
by firetiger83 October 22, 2015
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Poop Party

Where everyone enjoys suspect Mexican food the night before and then gathers in a dirt hole with a pail and competes to see who can fill their poop pail first.
Ain't no party like a poop party cuz a poop party doesn't end until your poop pail is full.
by Paddy P Rizzle July 9, 2016
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illegal shit poop disease

I didn't know what it was until now and i can tell you it is not too pleasent
by BRAKOZA July 27, 2016
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