poop grenade

This is the result of explosive diarrhea - it looks like a poop grenade detonated!

What a mess in here did a poop grenade go off?

by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

poop rake

A penis with a head that is much wider than its shaft. The intended image is of feces being scraped or "raked" from an anus upon withdrawal of the penis during and after anal sex.

I don't want no small ones...and don't gimme that damned poop rake either.

Mine's kind of a poop rake, if I don't clean up right away there's shit everywhere.

by SouthSt.Louis February 28, 2007

poop roadblock

when you are fingering a girl in her ass and you feel shit.

I was going to fuck Christie in the ass but I felt a poop roadblock and got scared.

by dunnyjake June 20, 2013

poop purse surprise

The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.

Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.

I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.

by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

Poop-whisperer

One who speaks softly on the phone while using a public bathroom stall.

Deb is such a poop-whisperer.

by Five-high-guy September 11, 2015

POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT

What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.

You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.

"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"

"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"

by gentle snowflakes November 21, 2018

Poop Share

When someone takes a picture of there own shit and text's it to there friends to show it off.

Chad : Hey Craig check out my turd it's a wopper!
Craig : Damn you should totally Poop Share that one!

Kiersten : Damn't Chad not another one!!!
Jim : Nice must have ate at KFC again!

by SlopNChop November 22, 2016