pizza pants

culinary mishap involving a massive fumble of freshly prepared food.

"dude, I pulled a total pizza pants with this plate of spaghetti"

by Q September 28, 2003

Pizza Blackout

When one eats a whole pizza pie and does not recall eating the last slice. S/he then blames another for jacking the last slice.

"Did one you just eat my last slice of pizza?"

"I just saw you eat it; you must have had a pizza blackout."

by Little Vincent September 11, 2009

Pizza Jockey

One whose occupation is making pizza for consumption by the unwashed masses of the world.

When I dreamed of what I wanted to be when I grew up, Pizza Jockey was almost always on the bottom of the list.

by isyaple January 22, 2010

pizza party

When a business tries to make themselves good by doing something that costs them nothing, but helps nobody either.

Management listened to the workers complaints about being overworked and underpaid and threw them a pizza party.

by Y2k June 2, 2022

titty pizza

When you take females period blood and smear it on her breasts and then get pepperoni and slap it on her nips and then jizz Parmesan on her titties and eat the shit out of it.

Girl: Babe, you wanna slice of pizza?
Boy: Only if it's your titty pizza.

by Tittypizza69 July 6, 2015

Sierra Pizza

The name given to a female prostitute who gives oral sex to pleasure any random stranger. This female prostitute also most likely has braces and a big ass.

Sierra Pizza came over to my house last night to give me a good time.

by schneakyschnake April 27, 2011

suing pizza

It’s when you decide to sue a pizza. Also if you sue a piece of food, you need to rethink your life choices.

I’m going to be suing pizza

by Thevideoguy June 28, 2019