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Dirty Pineapple 

-noun
1. a martini made of pineapple juice, vodka, and olive brine created by some random Mexican chef.

2. a vagina with incredibly coarse pubic hair

3. a fruit that is sometimes (wrongly) combined with ham and eaten on pizza

-verb
4. the sexual act in which a penis is inserted into the hole in a pineapple slice before vaginal penetration, acting as a juicy clitoral stimulant and eliminating the need for flavored condoms. The fuck-ee may choose to eat the pineapple afterwards.

5. the act of masturbating using pineapple juice as lubrication.
1. I mistakenly thought he was good-looking after 5 Dirty Pinapples.

2. The moment I unzipped her pants, I realized that this was a dirty pineapple hidden in a jungle of pubes.

3. Can I interest you in some dirty pineapple on top of your pizza?

4. After we Dirty Pineappled, I realized how hungry I was.

5. Since I can't cry, I Dirty Pineapple instead. See CAM.
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confused pineapple 

A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina
Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)
confused pineapple by EbonicsForHoes December 10, 2009

Spicy Pineapple 

The act or circumstance that causes a woman to go into labor. This is whatever a woman is doing immediately before she begins to go into labor.
Well wisher - Congratulations. So what was the spicy pineapple?

Proud Mother - A rerun of Dirty Jobs. The one where he's cleaning dump trucks.
Spicy Pineapple by Rupert.Durden December 23, 2010

Talking Pineapple 

A girl who has a large "poof" in their hair, and it makes their head look like a pineapple. For example: Snooki
Snooki: You fuckin jerk off!
Vinny: At least I'm not a talking pineapple!

louisiana pineapple 

the act of anal fisting followed by the person on the receiving end licking off his own excrement off the arm of the fister.
Man#1: dude Anal fisting is dirty, there's no way anything's worse or gayer than that.

Man#2: there's the Louisiana pineapple!

Man#1: I stand Corrected

French pineapple

When a woman puts a pineapple ring in her vagina and invites her partner to get it out with his or her tongue
"DId you get your boyfriend anything for his birthday?"

"He is coming over later for a French Pineapple
French pineapple by Kitna2Furrey September 17, 2016

intimate pineapple disorder 

A disorder where someone likes pineapples in their anus or anywhere else inside their body.
I'm sorry sir, you have intimate pineapple disorder.