phone sex

The act of sexing a man or a woman while being on the phone, describing such acts to your colleagues.

Johnny had sex with Jill at the same time he had phone sex with his grandmother, Girdie.

by C.D January 21, 2006

Banana Phone

a phone....thats a banana

jay, get that banana phone out of your ass.

by Greg November 28, 2004

camera phone

A criminal obsession of the truly retarded.

Something people with jobs that matter don't have, because in occupations/industries where it really counts, cameras are security risks.
Every other clueless wannabe has one though.

Michael complained about the pictures on his camera phone, when they turned out to be way below yearbook quality.
"I thought I was getting an SLR!" he lamented.

by Sense December 10, 2004

phone-bagging

Hiding the use of your cell phone from other people, by using the phone in a bag, purse, backpack or other to conceal its use.

Girl, stop phone-bagging, you can text in the court house.

Dude, phone-bag, if the teacher sees you using it she will take it.

by thunderboot71 July 17, 2014

phone stoned

talking or texting on a cell phone whilst driving and, oblivious to the speed limit, driving at least 5-10 mph under the posted speed limit.

getting behind someone going 20 mph in a 30 mph zone and thinking that they're either stoned or old. Only to pull up beside them at a stoplight and seeing a teen-age girl (usually) busy tapping away on a glowing cell phone. She's driving so slow she must be phone stoned.

by Gravy Licker April 16, 2008

phone boy

Another name for a telemarketer.

telemarketer : "Hi this is Jacob from action painting....

person eating dinner : "FUCK YOU PHONE BOY"

by michael d .hunt February 23, 2008

cell phone

1)a girl's best friend cause it has 12 different types of vibrate

2)a what-ya-ma-call-it used to call people on the go

3)a cheap way of getting bling bling

1)i need a faster one

2)can i call you from the car?

3)i got da bling bling on ebay!

by scott July 14, 2004