the phantom

a monstrous disguise for a beautiful person

you act evil when you are not you ack like the phantom

by joestefl March 25, 2016

Phantom Shart

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.

Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.

by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022

phantom reminiscence

Phantom reminiscence takes place when one seems to reminisce about a past event that did not actually take place.

Dude 1: Why did you not come to me yesterday? I called you up twice.
Dude 2: But, you did not. A phantom reminiscence, I think.

by uttam maharjan January 20, 2010

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.

by this dood October 24, 2022

Phantom Chica

That one character from FNAF 3 that shares close resemblance to a watermelon.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Phantom Chica?
Person 2: The Watermelon? Yeah.

by Gibberishidkrisjjj December 17, 2024

Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.

“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”

by android-app August 31, 2023

phantom floater

Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.

I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014