Pecker Checker

That Fucking Flaming, Faggot standing at the urinal next to you...
And he isn't even Pisssssssssing!!!

" I think that Pecker Checker wanted to be a Peter eater for a day"?

by mavros April 25, 2006

pecker pals

the engaging of two like species , commonly two boys who like each others masculine qualities to the point that they are in love with each others peckers. for example nick kemp is pecker pals with clint gothier. they often find themselves relaxterbating each other with peanut butter.

nick kemp and clint became pecker pals after the date at Zaxby's

by adkins ..biotch April 11, 2005

Bobzes pecker

having an extremly large penis, in length, girth, and overall size. Bobzes can only be achieved by a white male with a perfect penis. no nasty crooked black donkey dicks

damn girl..i was with him last night and you were right...bobzes pecker is the best dick ever

by MinneDROda March 21, 2005

The Pecker

A process in which you take one hand and repeatedly peck a girl's butthole only using your five fingers in a beak-like configuration. After a couple seconds you proceed to peck her face with the same fingers you just used on her butthole. Then you tell her to get the fuck out of your rack. The whole process must be done in a timely fashion, preferably under 60 seconds.

"That one girl hasn't come back since I gave her The Pecker last year."

by LemonSnider February 9, 2014

black n' decker pecker wrecker

when a black hoe sucks yo dick and makes it all bloody and fleshy

damn that black n' decker pecker wrecker put me in the hospital

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 8, 2011

Peckerhead

A term of endearment, especially for one of the opposite sex.

guy: "Hey Peckerhead, how are you today?"
girl: "Did you just call me peckerhead?"
guy: "Oh come on darlin' its a nice name!"

by ScottMcJones March 3, 2009

Parker Over Here

When somebody participates in the act of attempting to duplicate a once funny joke, or create their own funny joke, and completely fail. This saying can be used when a complete idiot (i.e. parker) tries to fit in with the group in order to obtain some form of popularity or acceptance because his hairy arms permit him otherwise.

Do not be fooled by 'Parkers'. Make sure to identify a parker ASAP if he is trying to be funny.

Parker: What you get when you cross an owl, and a bunjee cord?

Stover: What?

Parker: My ass! Hahahaah

Scott: Wow, parker over here...

Parker: what do you mean?

Scott: I mean you are a parker, not funny, ugly, annoying and gay.

Parker: How dare you say that about me!

Scott: Well its true... fag...

Parker: Well.. its just..

Scott: It's just... a durr durr, just what you fag?!

Parker: Well you never take me out anymore. I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A WOMAN AGAIN.

Scott: This relationship is over, fag... Don't talk to me, or try to do claymation with me.

Parker: (runs away crying)

Nick: Wow, parker over there..

by W_Supra09 November 5, 2009