palinly

Grossly factually inaccurate on a matter of public interest.

"Even the ability to collect 250,000 bits of intelligence material is not phenominal(sic), for our data systems, never sleep, though in off, they may seem dormant. More palinly, the security systems can't detect hackers, when dormant."

From Tutora vs Wikileaks, et al, New York Southern District Court, 1:10cv9286

by Aim Here December 20, 2010

Palin Shield

An imaginary device people use to ignore the obvious blunders of political officials.

did you hear what palin did today?

nope. i've got my palin shield up i've given up on following goverment affairs.

by allley January 13, 2011

Palindrone

One who finds him/herself at a certain point and wishes to follow a reverse path to arrive at a point that was the original beginning.

I overheard a Palindrone at WalMart claiming that the third-world empoverished should "lift themselves up by the bootstraps" and work their way out of poverty like he would.

by ud_contributor April 11, 2011

Palin drome

Palin-drome ( Paylin-drome) : Distinct from a palindrome(a palindrome is a word, phrase, number or other sequence of units that can be read the same way in either direction), in that it is always capitalized in deference to Sarah Palin who inspires it, and a Palin-drome will make no discernable sense whichever way it is listened to or read.

“Wow, that was a real Palin drome you just uttered, it made no sense whatsoever”.

by DavePapa December 11, 2011

Palinquent

1. speaking or spoken unintelligently and forcefully: said or saying something in a confident, expressive, and persuasive way void of any actual facts, truth, or evidence to the contrary.
2. expressing emotion in a rambling, babbling, prattle-like manner: expressing a feeling or thought unclearly, or blatantly promulgating one's ignorance.

SARAH PALIN: "He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed." Is to speak Palinquently.

by Keyboo February 12, 2013

peeinate

instead of saying urinate, say peeinate

i drank so much water, my bladder was full, so i had to peeinate

by mr mell February 22, 2013

Palin Simple

A way of speaking that is very simple straight talk, almost retarded. You betcha.

the phrase "Buck up or stay in the truck." is very Palin Simple.

by geoduk March 14, 2014