Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

pickle grit

A real fucking wanker

Stop being a damn pickle grit

by Word_god_bitchzzz December 15, 2016

pickle slut

Girl who confuses her whole English class

Omg Miya is such a pickle slut

by Pickoooo April 26, 2017

pickle me

To give someone a pickle.

Gurl: Can you pickle me?
Boi: Do you want dill or bread and butter?

by Penguinandpickles January 25, 2017

pickle plankton

Another word for calling someone a dick, hence the word pickle is another word meaning penis

Friend: That guy is being such a pickle plankton.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.

by hithereurbandiconary June 11, 2017

pickle snap

When a girl is riding your dick and she rides too high causing your dick to jam into an area other than the vaginal cavity making you feel like your dick is about to snap like a pickle.

Rebecca was getting so into riding Bob's cock that she went a little too high causing a pickle snap, and Bob yelled in pain.

by Vaimaster7 May 2, 2018

Pickle Ricked

When you are playing squads on Fortnite with 3 friends and the random decides he doesn't want to follow the rest of the team, so he goes off and does his own thing.

Wow, all three of us went to Tilted Towers, but the random went to Lonely Lodge, we have been Pickle Ricked !

by Sandy' Cheeks May 27, 2018