poser

a wanna-be showoff that gets no points in basketball, and cant dunk also is referred to as PAytoN.

a payton is a poser , a poser is a payton

by cottonpicken March 6, 2023

(Pause) Yes (Pause)

When you don't know the answer, but are in sales and the answer is always "Yes".

While Gloria was doing the demo, Synthia asked: "Oh, do you all have two way texting?" Gloria replied "(Pause) Yes (Pause)"

by Dr. Hand June 12, 2023

Poised

Asking for attention, bait or just generally bad.

“Did you see Jessica’s instagram story? Poised bro”
“Look at the person behind you, but don’t make it poised”

by BlueDemon24 July 31, 2023

poseking

From Czech word posek, poseking is the activity of being in stuck.

Poseking is also know as the king of posek.

I’ve been so high yesterday that I became the poseking.

by Ivés August 15, 2023

Good pause

When you hit "pause" on a tv show right as someone does something amusing - such as a terrible facial expression, or suggestive gesture,

"That's a really good pause - Ellen looks horrified at her own joke"

by mama mirabelle February 10, 2010

FaceSpace Pose

"The Facespace Pose" - When you take a picture of yourself with your Cell, holding it up high, thrusting your bum and boobs out and making that discustingly un-erotic pout? Worse Still with a friend in like pose?

Gernick was so pleased with herself. She was so hot in her Facespace pose that she received instant hits

by Nedd4u January 1, 2011

Ass Pause

when people are laughing and having a good time then someone lets out a juicy stinky fart and it is so bad that every one is dead silent for a moment then an explosion of ewwwww and oh lord oh lord and I cant breath! or MY LEG!

we were at the party last night and it was fun until the owner let out an ass pause. that is when the party stopped and got hectic oh what an ass pause it was.

by Mr. Beaglsworth III December 12, 2011