patelsoticisi

a disease that causes ur face to look like it’s melting, ur eyes hurt etc.

did u hear that zainab has patelsoticisi

by zainabshouldsmd January 25, 2022

R-Patz

Nickname for the actor Robert Pattinson, who is known best for his roles in Harry Potter 4 and Twilight.

Did you see on perez what r-patz did?

by luxxe March 11, 2009

celf patdown

The frantically check your pocket for your cellphone before entering a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, where they are prohibited.

I saw two suits doing a celf patdown before entering the FBI building

by Badanderson May 30, 2018

to expecto patronum it up

Originating from the spell "expecto patronum", as used in the Harry Potter novels. Used by both wizards and witches to fend off Dementors with a white shield of positive energy.

I just thought of something: you and I are part penguin and part llama. However, you can only have one patronus. Which one of us would have which patronus?? Guess we'll have to expecto patronum it up when you get home.

by penguillamango December 16, 2010

Light Mode Patrol

A group of people on Reddit who are determined to eliminate all light mode present on the internet.

Person: I use light mode on discord
Other Person: LIGHT MODE PATROL! SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY

by Flizbri June 30, 2019

inverted sus patty

When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.

Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*

by anonymous September 20, 2021

Patek Philippe

The worlds most luxury watch.
When one speaks with watch collectors, dealers, and enthusiasts from all walks of life, one brand is consistently singled out as being "the Rolls-Royce of watches". Like that esteemed auto manufacturer, it is a name that has become synonymous with perfection, exclusivity and the finest craftsmanship. The company is Patek Philippe, and its history offers a compelling insight into how this unique, family-held watch company has dominated the Swiss watch industry for over 160 years.

i have a Patek Philippe watch from my grandpa.

by bgbabe September 4, 2012