Triple Decker Pecker Tower 

Sex move: when three men are having a threesome and the guy on the bottom is giving anal, the guy in the middle is receiving AND giving anal, and the guy on top is getting anal while his dick/her strap-on flops about like an epileptic fish.

“Jerry, we’re gonna do a Triple Decker Pecker Tower later, you want in? If so you’re taking top

Triple Decker Pecker Tower by Diddychimken December 27, 2019

triple decker pecker 

When three males have a threesome and they sit ontop of each other at the same time.

"Bro last night i had a triple decker pecker with CJ and Julian."

triple decker pecker by Bingslongg January 24, 2020

Kung Pow Pecker

A foreign shaft used to obliterate the cooters of Chinese hookers.

Robbie’s teacher failed him so he gave her a taste of the Kung Pow Pecker

Kung Pow Pecker by Peter Ching June 29, 2021

Mike’s delicious pecker 

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.

I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.

Mike’s delicious pecker by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022

Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.

Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L

Auto Smell Pecker by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022

keep your pecker up

UK
Old-fashioned informal for trying to stay happy when things are difficult:

US/CA
US and Canadian slang a vulgar slang word for penis.

UK
Keep your pecker up, old chap. Things will work out in the end.

US
You're an idiot. Probably got a small pecker too.

keep your pecker up by esoul January 3, 2024

Lord Of The Peakteries 

Peak series called lord of the mysteries by cuttlefish that loves diving.

Yo, you read that new lord of the peakteries chapter? -Tim
Nah I haven't is it real? -Duncan

Lord Of The Peakteries by T.KPeakteries March 19, 2024