Poop-off

poop·off (POOP’awf) n. An event in which two people (usually women) find themselves stuck in public bathroom stalls, each waiting for the other to leave so one can poop in private.

“I just had a marathon POOP-OFF with some old bluehair in the Target bathroom. After 20 minutes, her sphincter couldn’t take it anymore and she left. It was like a scene from ‘High Noon.’

by untitledlife September 29, 2005

Geometric Poop

Get your shit straight

Yo Kev, I heard Ty fucked you up on saturday.

Hells no cuz. I did that nigga up...Geometric Poop.

by izzybabiie February 24, 2009

for me to poop on

Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.

Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

poop camel

One who waits to poop until they get to a safe pooping environment.

Nancy: Wow that felt good!
Geoff: What?
Nancy: I just pooped for the first time in 3 days because i couldn't go at your parents house this weekend.
Geoff: Thats fuckin unbelievable . . . you are such a poop camel!

by Brunzie December 16, 2008

Poop Girl

A girl who goes to a college party at Ohio State and ends up shitting her pants.

That poop girl showed up at the party again. I really wish that Kaitlin would at least leave after shitting herself like that.

by Trumpy Cat February 21, 2019

poop mouth

foul odor from mouth caused by an infection or impacted tooth

she has poop mouth cause of her impacted wisdom tooth

by stinkyloves September 5, 2011

twat poop

The chunky smelly fishy gagging rot that collects inside the vagina. As it becomes overfilled, it forces its way out, forming matter referred to as twat poop.

That skanky girls twat poop smelled so bad from ten feet away that I wanted to gag.

That women had flies buzzing around her crotch. She must be pooping twat poop.

by Alex J Brody June 17, 2008