Agent oranged

Being trapped in a conversation with an older or elderly adult, where they ramble/rant about a their time in college, the military or otherwise. Any subtle social cue to leave the conversation is ignored by the person rambling/ranting.

person 1: Hey man it's time to catch the movie.

Person 2: hey sorry dude I was just agent oranged by this Vietnam war veteran in the bar.

by C.S Evans February 6, 2017

useless orange bag of shit

Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"

President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?

by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

low five an orange man

Like a high five but with your foot. Between you and a man with orange hair.

Why would I want to high five a pretty girl when I can low five an orange man with matching slippers in the comfort of my own home?

by Chris974 July 21, 2011

Apple Orange Juice Nigga

A Lazy ass nigga who wouldn't eat breakfast in the morning unless somebody made it for him. SO INSTEAD OF MAKING EGGS AND BACON THEY DRINK APPLE JUICE BECAUSE THEY DRANK ALL THE DAMN ORANGE JUICE WITH THERE LAZY ASSES. SO NIGGAS WHO ACTUALLY MAKE BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING CAN'T ENJOY IT WITH ORANGE JUICE.

I can't wait to eat my bacon and egg sandwich. Let me pour some orange juice real quick, wait where is the orange juice? DAMN, MY LAZY ASS BROTHER DRANK ALL THE ORANGE JUICE. THAT'S SOME APPLE ORANGE JUICE SHIT. Damn Apple Orange Juice Nigga

by Shad-Alexander June 2, 2009

orange head

A girl, usually Scouse, who has overdone it with the fake tan

Atomic Kitten.

by Izaq July 16, 2003

orange

Fine girl(s) that if you're honest with yourself is far to young for you to be looking at like that. From the Orange Phone Co. (uk) slogan "the future's bright, the future's Orange"

Hey man, check out those wet girls over there-->
Yeah, but far to orange for us dude

by Jake July 21, 2003

Orange Pecker Syndrome

aka "O.P.S."; (n) a not-so-rare skin condition that develops when an individual spends the day watching porn and eating Cheetos.

"Jim lost his job; I'm afraid he's at risk for O.P.S."

by Kristomie Wagmaster April 19, 2005