Someone who confidently asserts themselves towards a false truth in the presence of others. Even when the rest of the people there know that they are completely wrong.
Given the choice of a shovel or a ladder to get out of a hole, they have dug themselves, a numpty would confidently choose the shovel!
by Marc Hone April 9, 2006
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This law is what helps keep casinos in business, and this law works best with "chance" games like Bingo, Keno, and the slot machines, which are ALWAYS the first games that the tourists, women, and old people play.
Haven't heard much about this law working on the Blackjack and Poker tables though.
This law is what helps keep casinos in business, and this law works best with "chance" games like Bingo, Keno, and the slot machines, which are ALWAYS the first games that the tourists, women, and old people play.
Haven't heard much about this law working on the Blackjack and Poker tables though.
Too bad the old grannies who plunk their retirement benefits into the slot and Keno machines don't know about or haven't paid close attention to the Law of Large Numbers.
by unnamed casino employee May 17, 2004
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Cocaine rubbed on the filter of a cigarette. Also if you pack the cigs right you can put some up in front of the tobacco.
by addict7 August 10, 2006
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Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on.
Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.
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Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.
by steppernack November 21, 2012
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by Boss B In da Rover Truck September 14, 2010
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COP: I need your social security number for my arrest report...
CRIMINAL: What is a social security number?
COP: Your social security number is the nine digit number that was issued to you by the Social Security Administration (government) in order for you to get your free benefits (so you don't have to work for a living)-such as your SSI, SSD, Access, Welfare, etc.
CRIMINAL: Oh...You mean my "slave number"???...That number is 123-45-6789.
CRIMINAL: What is a social security number?
COP: Your social security number is the nine digit number that was issued to you by the Social Security Administration (government) in order for you to get your free benefits (so you don't have to work for a living)-such as your SSI, SSD, Access, Welfare, etc.
CRIMINAL: Oh...You mean my "slave number"???...That number is 123-45-6789.
by DonZILLA November 14, 2013
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