Sausage sizzle

A sex move in where the male places his genitalia on a piece of bread. He will the put onions and tomato sauce on the genitalia. The female or “Bunnings goer” the eats said sausage sizzle.
Fuck mate I just go the missus to eat the ol’ sausage sizzle
by Hdydebsianai January 13, 2022
Get the Sausage sizzle mug.

Crusty Sausage

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.
Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.
by EnigmaActivate February 16, 2017
Get the Crusty Sausage mug.

Sausage-fit

Type of clothing fit where the item is several sizes too small, leading to love-handle overhang or wardrobe malfunction potential.
"Hi, do you have these jeans in sausage-fit? I only want half of my arse inside."
by Sataneyes February 08, 2022
Get the Sausage-fit mug.

Sausage Knocker

when you go to high above the cock while masturbating and end up smacking the tip of your penis with your fist
by danieboy777 March 24, 2009
Get the Sausage Knocker mug.

sausage feaster

A person who lurks in a secret group on social media but does not participate or contribute in anyway. Could be there to spy or report certain posts.
Heads up just cut 25 sausage feaster I've never heard of and I spend enough time here. New sherriff in town you dont post your not invited to the show. Step your shit up or by felicia
by bbbadddbitch May 24, 2018
Get the sausage feaster mug.

Sausage Valve

The part of the male body used for a multitude of purposes; showing off to friends, Sexual intercourse, Urinating, etc. Also know by such terms as Penis or Dong.
Mark: My woman sure does want a baby.
Tom: You going to give her the fillup?
Mark: Yes sir, Ill open the Sausage valve and iced her cake.
Tom: Way to use your sausage valve buddy!
by imthattechguy January 25, 2011
Get the Sausage Valve mug.

glossy sausage

Damn Rosie is looking like a glossy sausage
by Beanbag666 April 18, 2018
Get the glossy sausage mug.