Modern music

Music from 2014 to now also it sucks
OLD MUSIC RULES

Modern music sucks

by Arandomwordknower July 18, 2022

Country Music

A genre of music that haunts many souls. If you live in the Southern part of the United States and hate the genre, you are pretty much asking for death.

Northern Person 1: I guess its your turn to choose the music for the car trip.
Southern Person 2: Okay, I know exactly what to put on! *Turns on a Country Music Playlist, and Big Green Tractor begins playing*
Northern Person 1: *Crashes car due to the horrible music blaring through the speakers.*

by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021

music teacher

a person who teaches music

Our school's music teacher is 80 years old and throws chairs at students, I'm not even lying

by WeAre300_kids September 23, 2022

Talk music

In the context of Gospel Music, usually in the Black African-American church, soft, mellow background music (usually inspired by real Gospel and Soul music songs) that is played on a Hammond Organ or piano during a worship service in church at a time where music is not not central focus of the activity going on, but the music helps settle the peaceful mood during whatever activity is going on, such as offering, announcements, or sometimes even during the sermon.

Many Gospel musicians know how to play Talk Music in the Black Church.

by A Black Smartass from America January 16, 2021

Boss Music

That feeling when you fucked up and feel like you hear suspension music.

Person 1: Oh fudge I friggin started a fire!
Also Person 1: Why do I hear Boss Music?

by TheNonDefinitioner March 1, 2021

Music Theory

A class in which you avoid parallel fifths and octaves like they’re the Rona and also don’t double the leading tone. Also you get the added bonus of confusing the heck out of yourself trying to tell the difference between the three types of augmented sixth chords.

Person: Why are you up at 8am?
Me: I have an 8am class
Person: And what class is that?
Me: Music Theory...

by Pialinist April 28, 2021

Prison music

A way to formally address drill music. Often used by boomers who hate any form of UK rap in this specification: UK Drill music

You: “Alexa, play Digga D - Chingy”
Boomer: “Turn off that prison music!”

by THELATINKID April 29, 2021