Ninja Muffin

A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive

Do you know Carl? He still lives with his parents and is a total Ninja Muffin

by JoeJoeJoeJoeJonas October 3, 2016

Couch Muffin

The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.

"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"

by TheCleanSanchez July 20, 2012

Muffin Gamer

One who games (usually GTA) while baking muffins for her grandkids.

Karen is a muffin gamer.

by Beeg nene May 18, 2020

Salty Muffin

(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.

Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin

by @&@9/11 October 31, 2015

shizz muffin

a milder form of the word shit, used mainly by teenagers.

1: "ugh, I'm so fed up with this shizz muffin!"

2: "I had to stay behind to pick up all the shizz muffin that fell out of my backpack."

by Lainebear December 31, 2011

muffin fuzz

A fat hairy fupa

Her muffin fuzz was out of control worse than a 70 s bush.

by One eye angi November 3, 2017

Muscle Muffin

A large gay man who is muscular and kind. Typically with little body hair.

Jeff is such a muscle muffin.

by Samurai J February 28, 2021