when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins
by yeah the yobbo chats June 11, 2019
Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.
"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020
(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.
by @&@9/11 September 18, 2015
by Samurai J March 01, 2021
Seth punched sal in the muffin, he's quite the muffin puncher.muffin punch
Ian punched Melissa's muffin until she couldn't walk, he's a grade A muffin puncher.muffin punch
Ian punched Melissa's muffin until she couldn't walk, he's a grade A muffin puncher.muffin punch
by It's Bobcat July 09, 2014
When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck
John Goodman has a muffin neck.
by Marty Blackstone May 11, 2013
by PooBob April 17, 2021