Singles’ Monday

1st Monday after Valentines day, was invented by Dania Restaurant in Romania to celebrate and reward single people

Damn that Singles’ Monday offer at Dania filled me up today

by monkeyboonoo February 16, 2025

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Prank Monday

prank time me when i get pranked

dw it’s just prank monday

by leon kennedy March 8, 2025

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Related Words

Mouda • Moudaki • Moudan • MODA • Monday left me broken • modafinil • Modar • mondá • mondayitis • Moldava

Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday

Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/

Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.

Traditions & Customs:

Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).

Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.

Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).

General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.

"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"

"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."

"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"

by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025

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French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman

“It feels like a French Monday too”

by Johnnie Kennedy/Austin Feltner June 2, 2025

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Zohran Momdani

Hey, fuck this guy in New York. No Zohran.

Hym "Get this Zohran Momdani guy out of here. Make it Cuomo. The progressives are trying to cheat and telling their voters how game the ballot. Make it Cuomo. No Zohran Momdani. Fuck this guy."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2025

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