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ass minutes

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.
"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"
by walletbro May 7, 2018
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business minute

The minutes that define your job in a business work week or day, The ones you count until you can leave and cash that check.
"Hey man how many more business minutes do you got before you get off work?"
by BOIO BOOKKEEPER January 24, 2022
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5 burger minutes

by ThatguySy March 31, 2025
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3 Minute Warning

When A Girlfriend Warns her boyfriend that she wants him off his video game console to go and do activities with her.
GF: I Want To Go On Hike Today and Take Photos

BF: Sorry I’m about to put on some Sea Of Thieves and Play with the Boys

GF: You’ve Got a 3 Minute Warning to get off or else
by RobbiePirate March 14, 2023
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Minute Wisdom

Minute Wisdom is a NoFap, Self motivation, self improvement voiceless channel with almost 100 thousand subscribers. He is a channel similar to other YouTubers such as:
Hamza
Gigacheddar
Etc,

He was most active in November of 2022 during No Nut November and is expected to make a return soon.
Thomas: “Hey man, who’s your favorite YouTuber?”

Barry; “Minute Wisdom, Of course.”
by froggo vibe January 24, 2023
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Seven Minute Rule

The "Seven Minute Rule" states quite simply that if the meeting organizer has not joined the meeting within 7 minutes of the start time - the meeting is therefore officially cancelled.

It was designed by the British Upper Class to ensure punctuality and minimize time wasting.

With globalization and in particular the deterioration of Corporate Culture around the world - this rule is making a comeback and used throughout offices around the world
"Mark set this meeting up, and he's not here, by the Seven Minute Rule the meeting is cancelled and we can go to the beach!"
by DarkFlare4220 February 13, 2025
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Back in five Minutes

Callum Johnsons 5 minutes are actually 25 minutes
Callum - "ill be back in five minutes"

Call- hes gone for a pot noodle
by Connor Bernard June 24, 2018
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