Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina

"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020

National Milf Gillies Day

august 15th is the day where we celebrate Liz gillies for being a milf!

hey guys, it’s national milf gillies day today! let’s all go tweet Liz gillies about how much we love her milfyness

by lizgilliesisamilf July 30, 2021

Little Milf

A name you call a kid who is pissing you off while playing NHL (12)

Chris Parnagian: Wow you just gave up the easiest goal. I thought you were good.

Chris Tarzian: Shut up pussy. You are such a little milf

by pvdacyoa November 8, 2012

milf

hot woman (who has childs)

your mom is so hot omg she's a milf

by jesus nuts August 24, 2021

milf gravy

The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.

Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?

Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy

by Gr8CountryBlump February 9, 2023

Diet Milf

A woman who is a stepmom to a child.

Dude did you see the lady at the counter?

Yeah bro I heard she's a diet milf.

by Crimson fukr May 28, 2021

Milf

Your Mother.

“Your Mother is a very hot milf!”

by Mother Milker. August 24, 2021