Michael Irvined

A raping in which no criminal charges are pressed. Often used to describe a situation in which a person gets the raw end of a deal.

Did you see Jack's new car? He paid way too much for it. The dealer definitely Michael Irvined him on that one.

by BuckeyeJoe March 1, 2010

Michael Jordan Syndrome

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.

Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.

by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

michael bay disease

A disease in which the infected person cannot make anything that doesn't suck. Those infected have been known to have give horrible direction, have extremely crude and vulgar ways of going about things, be offensive toward human beings, and give people who have been exposed to their creations diseases such as cancer and Lou Gerhig's Disease.

-"Man, watching Transformers 2 gave me cancer, the director must have suffered from Michael Bay Disease"

by Fat Val Kilmer March 18, 2014

Michael Lam

The most Bad-Ass womanizer in the universe often referred to as a pagan god

Damn he's the Michael Lam of the Party

by Littlest Lamb September 25, 2014

Michaella

Michaella will be one of your closest friends. She's super creative, talented, sweet and funny. She will most likely find the funniest thing, which will become your an inside joke. Michaella is loves to dance and is amazing at it. Michaella is never far if you need to talk. If you have no Michaella in your life, then you need to find one asap.

"Wow! How do dance like that Michaella?"

by TheNewAvatar October 9, 2020

Michigan Smith

Michigan Smith (Also known as Henry or Nondescript fractal) is a loyal follower of the Church of Firnando and the high priest's younger brother. According to legend, Michigan belongs to the illustrious Mcflucker family, though no one knows exactly how he is related. He became a prominent figure in the research industry after finding babies to be the principal cause of climate change. His solution to climate change being lawful infanticide, of course. In his spare time, you will find him playing DnD and giggling at pockets.

Imploding crocodile: "Stubby limbed Michigan Smith judges your politics."
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GamErGirl Mcflucker: "Michigan Smith is trying to manipulate me and a friend to reclaim power."
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Killer Queer: "Michigan Smith, are you drunk?"

by Church_Of_Firnando November 10, 2020

michigan basketball

the absoulute best team in basketball right now.Wanna know why Michigan should be no.1 ask gonzaga

juwan howard ; yo michigan basketball beat gonzaga by 17 pts.

gonzaga fan ; what the

by no.1 M.I. bball January 31, 2021