max ammo

What you say when you need the odds to be in your favor

You:You're never gonna win the lottery
Me: Max Ammo!
Me:*wins lottery*

by Real_River_Child February 22, 2017

Max Kong

To use the excuse to make a cup of tea so you can flirt with the maid that's cleaning the kitchen.

Dude, I just caught Greg Max Konging while he's supposed to be at the meeting!

by Maxkongman July 20, 2016

salty max

A really salty person who is obnoxious and dumb

He is such a salty max

by Jmoney538783 January 17, 2018

Max walker

A fat kid who manages to masturbate with there flab

Person 1: god I hate max walker
Person 2: but he does have talent

by You.mama February 16, 2018

Max Green

Max Green was the bassist for Escape The Fate, and Falling In Reverse. His birthday is December 15th, 1986 (same as Ronnie Radke just a different year) He was in like a ton of bands. His new band Violent New Breed is amazing.

MAX GREEN IS A QUEEN AND THAT'S A FACT

etf fan #1: omg who's Max Green???
me: um,,, the greatest bassist of all time, duh

by CASKETDREAM December 1, 2020

mr max

a small penis man with lots of men on him like its raining cats and dogs

my name is mr max and i love men as much as i love shit in my mouth :)

by brysons cock in your mouth July 28, 2021

Max L's

Maximum losses. When the amount of L's (losses) being taken is more than the usual. Anytime something occurs that is unusually tragic or painful to watch. Coined by disenfranchised American sailors onboard amphibious class ships.

Mac's pregnant baby momma gave him Chlamydia which he gave to his wife. Mac is taking max L's.
"Your boy Jay got into a car accident in his new beamer after he found out his grandma died. I feel bad for that guy i feel like he's always taking max L's."
"Hey bro, i think i got the HIV from that hooker."
Bro: "Max L's"

by MaryMatician July 14, 2017