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Mathew Herron is the scenario where you have your penis stuck one inch in your mom and your dads stuck one inch in your butt, and you are stuck with the decision of pushing forward or backwards to get out of the situation
"that dude just got Mathew Herroned, damned if he does, damned if he doesn't"
by Asahn Romahdi June 3, 2017
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Matthew Brennan

Someone that thinks they are always right and never admits they are/were wrong.
Person 1: I think that film was bad
Matthew Brennan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS AMAZING *pulls out knife* AGREE WITH ME! SAY IT WAS AMAZING
Person 1: Just in my opinion it was quite boring
Matthew Brennan : YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FILMS ARE AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FILMS AND YOU HAVE THE WORST TASTE IN FILMS EVER! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE LIKE ME? ALWAYS RIGHT!
by Matthew Brennan June 9, 2018
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matthew gordon

An actual meme god, plays to many video games and has no clue what life is
Dammit Matthew Gordon, your memes are the best
by Roburmum June 28, 2018
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Matthew Honan

Depressed high school kid who plays lacrosse, acts, and dated a lesbian for 3 months. He has anxiety attacks often and cries his myself to sleep. He’s good at hiding his emotions and appears to be happy and cheerful all the time.
Wow, they look pretty happy. I wonder if they’re a Matthew Honan or if they’re really happy
by Depressed big boi August 23, 2018
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Matthew Batzar

Matthew Hayden Batzar is known by all as the best and most superior human being on planet earth. He is the most handsome and perfect person and you should be his friend because of how cool he is.
Matthew Batzar is the coolest kid in school.
by Mafiofu45367 December 29, 2018
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Matthew Lutchman Bennett

Gay boy that’s garb at soccer and can’t play fort and his hair looks like a coffee maker omega lol
Maddie, ur boyfriend is such a matthew lutchman bennett
by Matthews god friend January 28, 2019
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