Mathew

Mathew is a dude that likes to take ten-minute breaks! He also enjoys the demon filter on Snapchat. Mathew is also EXTREMELY ANNOYING AND MAKES ME WANT TO DIE

Mathew SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Barissa the Barista October 29, 2019

matthew

a loser that was an accident, and there parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. they are unloved by everyone, but they do not realise themself. they also try to make the world a better place but do the opposite.

i hate all matthew's

by -bil- January 14, 2008

Matthew

if you come across a matthew in your path you are very unlucky. they tend to be very unloyal and like to completely disregard your feelings and your opinions on certain situations. if you ever have a matthew as a boyfriend terminate it immediately as they tend to break hearts after making you fall in love with them first.

who made you fall in love with them then left and tried to worm there way back in after realising what they lost?

Matthew

Fuck you matthew xx

by yourFavBae April 12, 2020

Mathew

The most homosexual human gay to ever exist, flexible creature that will fondle with himself. Do not interact with at all costs.

A Mathew is homoesexual

by RoastedPotato February 8, 2020

Matthew

A common male name in English Speaking Countries. The name is also used in the Christian Bible as a name for one of the four Gospels.

Matthew has just scored a goal!

Matthew! Come back here!

by ShockingPython February 19, 2017

Matthew

A dumbass, who is really annoying, and almost is a total douche bag.

Girl 1: Stop being such a Matthew.
Boy 1: You did not just go there.

by koolkatzzz June 28, 2012

Matthew

A gay or homosexual boy who like sticking there huge nose up another mans ass

Wow is he pulling a matthew?

by 1234567890987654321qwertyuiopu December 14, 2010