masterbating

The act of masturbating like a professional, in a skilled way. Being a Master of Masturbation.

"Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"

by Gaboantsa December 2, 2016

masterbating

Guy Fucking Themselfs

I love Masterbating at night when there is no girl by me

by Fuck.me.daddy December 16, 2016

ass master

ok, well u know when u're walking in the shops, or just just walkin in general, with lots of people around... sometime u get those guys walking RIGHT behind u, right up your ass, they want to pass, but they don't say anything. that's an ass master!

there's an ass master behind us, lets let him pass

by SpotMaster August 29, 2006

ass master

You and/or one or more of your gay little buddies, that like to give/take it up the ass regularly

Damn son, you showed him who the ass master around here is.

by CAT_MARK_1 August 27, 2007

masterbation

a common misspelling of mastUrbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!

by John July 26, 2003

master

what you are when you can overcome someone or something

Ex. 1) "I am your master now, Marcus, so listen to me. LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Ex. 2) "I am the master at solving a rubik's cube. Can you solve it? NO! Hahahaha!"

by xXaErOpOsTaLeXx January 13, 2008

Master Pyrunk

A male born to a humble Mexican family. He is adored by those around him, and looked up to by others. His true passion rests in the Metal genre and hopes to pursue a musical career of some sort. His strong desires for world peace and annihalation of ignorance maintain him alive, although deep down he knows such sights will never be achieved. He is the reason why Sheaver wakes up in the morning.

Master Pyrunk is a god.

by Filthvium October 13, 2006