Full blown muff

1) To be completely and hopelessly loaded down with work. Can be used in the same way as " In the weeds" would be used in a restaurant setting.

2) a girl with huge, overgrown pubic hair.

1) Lambchop: Meaty, can you take table 10?

Meaty: No fucking way! Im in the full blown muff over here! Steph just triple sat me and Charlie is putting out food way to fast.

2) David: Are you gonna hook up with that hippie chick?

Sherman: I was going to but I could see by the way her bikini was all puffed out she had full blown muff and I just can't get down with that.

by Badjonah September 16, 2009

RUFF MUFF

A girl that luvs to give a man ruff-muff- pussy- style

Do u really need one???????????

by Ruff Muff Queen June 16, 2003

Luff Muff

The male lover of Rosey Cheeks who has vowed to remain in love and dedicated to for eternity; knight in shinig armor.

Your relationship is a tale of Luff Muff and Rosey Cheeks.

by damjo January 13, 2007

Crusty Muff Huffer

One who breathes in the fumes of a female with crusty genitalia.

Hey, did you hear what Erik is?

Yeah, he's a crusty muff huffer!

by E. Willaby May 04, 2010

Texas Muff Burn

When you put hot sauce on your cock and have sex.

Yo, I gave that bitch a texas muff burn. She was screamin'....it hurt me too!

by Computer Paper July 08, 2005

Eskimo Ear Muff

An Eskimo Ear Muff is when a penis is put through a stretched lobe piercing.

My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.

by mr. dill bo bankles December 10, 2009

No muff too tough

A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.

That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016