penis lord of scum

Drunken horny loser who thinks he's a babe magnet.

Arises when you mistakenly think the women are interested in you because YOU are drunk (and they are not impressed)

Also, when the beer has made you hyper, and you cannot stop moving/dancing/laughing at every stupid thing. This is the stage where cows get tipped, stuff gets broken, neighbors complain and you get thrown out of public places.

1-Radar was totally in Penis Lord of Scum-mode after swilling trashcan punch at the aloha party, and we have pictures

2-"I am the Penis Lord of Scum. Kneel before me" (said to bikin clad baes momenst before their boyfriends throw you off a balcony)

by Messenger Puppet June 21, 2004

lods

A group of people, guys and girls.

'Who's coming out tonight?'
'All the lods'

by um49 February 4, 2010

Lord Baconus

Leader of House Bacon on the Battle for Breakfast against House Toast. Armed with the frying pan Lord Baconus is truly a worthy foe.

After Lord Toastal struck down Lord Baconus with the toaster, Lord Baconus swore his revenge.

by King Steve June 11, 2004

LORD YOUNG DAGGER DICK

A GUY WITH A HUGE DICK. VERY BIG AND BLACK.

LORD YOUNG DAGGER DICK HAS A HUGE DICK

by anomousy123 October 5, 2018

Lord of the Pinky Rings

Homosexual beyond all doubt

You are the Lord of the Pinky Rings

by SF November 1, 2003

lord

a guy who is the f*cking coolest person to ever be...not to mention he is straighter than an arrow and the girls throw themselves at him

wow...that kid is really lord tonight...wish i could be like that!

by c April 29, 2004

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Fucking priceless.

I mean, that says it all.

by BleezeMonkey September 17, 2003