Digitally Liberate Yourself

to liberate your digit (finger) from your arse, to pull your finger out

Scenario 1: "Come now, it is time we must digitally liberate ourselves and get started with this assignment."

Scenario 2: "I wish you would digitally liberate yourself and get moving."

by mischievous maverick April 10, 2010

neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

The best political affiliation, capturing within it all extremes of the political compass.

Willemstan’s newest political party is the neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

by NorseBerserker2835 January 23, 2020

Clairo Liberal

A disingenuous liberal, or a dino. Someone who makes every effort to appear as a liberal but shortly beyond the surface-level they are conservative. Clairo liberals can be seen wearing thrifted clothes, throwing bottles at usually black artists during concerts when they don't perform as well as they'd like, have at least one close friend that support really mucked up politicians or governments

Fannie Pilson is a clairo liberal who will be the first person since the start of her genealogical line to not have children. She can barely afford her $90k a year liberal arts school because her family has made no contributions to society to have high salaries and she's not accomplished enough to earn scholarships. Fannie Pilson, makes an effort to wear thrifted clothing, and visibly seem liberal, but her close friends are one connection away from insurrectionists. Fannie is a clairo liberal.

by 7inchgirths December 8, 2023

liberal-qaeda

A way better term than libtard.
(do NOT use unironicly)

Liberal: i just believe that science is true
Conservative: oh you liberals and your liberalchemy
Liberal: can you please stop insulting everyone who opposes you?
Conservative: ok, liberal-qaeda

by Friendly Definitionist October 31, 2020

liberal

people that don’t know anything about politics unless they saw it on the news. if you are liberal you need major mental health

Katie: do you see that liberal

jack: oh yea the girl with the blue hair, they always have blue hair and she obviously likes girls 🤮gross
Katie: ur mom eats ass

by Notaliberalgaywad December 5, 2021

Hell bound liberals

Liberals, leftist, and democrats that are a shame and disgrace to Everyday Americans. They think they are good people but they're not, and God is going to send them to hell for having Him and His people and His ways.

All of the people who voted for biden are hell bound liberals.

by Everyday American December 2, 2020

liberalism

the post-Bill Clinton mantra of the United States Democratic Party

Liberalism is supposed to be, imho, defined as morally bankrupt, socio-culturally perverted, historically inaccurate, genetically unpatriotic, psychologically manipulative, medically unfit, educationally failed, mentally hypocritical, professionally dysfunctional, religiously sinful, pathologically conniving, financially insolvent, legally criminal and, above all else, sexually amoral

by Sexydimma December 27, 2017