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Later

Something that never happens Or the act of doing nothing
by Black Rock Shooter April 28, 2015
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late-night piss

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.
Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"
by It's-a me, a-Mario! September 15, 2015
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late

When someone comes to a party or anywhere but he doesnt get there in the right time.
This usually happens in movies when a person is late to work.
Hey,hey guys!The king of tha party is here!
Dammit Jack your 3 hours late!
by Urbannetwork20 January 2, 2017
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Late

Abbreviation for "later" in the context of goodbye or see you soon. Usually used with a really good friend in a rush.
Derrick: "Okay, so we're gonna meet up at the movies around 7. We're seeing the new Avengers"
Barry: "Dope!" I'm gonna go home, take a shower, and get ready."

Derrick: "For, sure bro! See you then."
Barry: "Sounds good. Alright, late!"
by Saucey Wave August 4, 2018
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Late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitials and shoving them into a cup full of gonerea puss then putting it in the vagina
by Givemeyoucock February 12, 2019
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late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitals and dipping them in gohnera puss then forcing your penis in a vagina and making a foamy white marshmellowy mixture but all has to be done between 10 pm-3 am
Common Karen lets do some late night marshmellowing
by Givemeyoucock February 12, 2019
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