air jordans

The terms "air" and "jordans" when used in a sentence together are used to describe a pair or several pairs of the line of Michael Jordan Signature Footwear marketed by Nike. The Jordan line-up of shoes are usually expensive and represent taste. Nike began with the Air Jordan I shoe model in 1985 and, due to its success, came up with a new design the Air Jordan II. This process is still being continued today and now we have the Air Jordan XX model, which was released in 2005 with a retail price of: $175 USD

Sheeahhh man where you dun stole dem air jordans!?

by 31337 1 May 17, 2006

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michael jordan

An ass-kicking, free-point making, three-point shooting, son of a gun basketball player. That does not collect his SUB CLUB stamps.

Subway Employee: Sir, do you collect your stamps?

Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.

Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.

by Jagu Doha April 18, 2004

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air jordan

A type of gaseous release, sometimes known as a fart, whick makes no noise as it escapes the confines of the colon, which occurs when the butt cheeks are spread apart, providing no "clapping" surface in which the gaseous release can exert its force on.

WE wer at the movie thatre, and i let out an Air Jordan so nobody would know who laid it.

by Soufpaw May 5, 2003

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Jordan (girl)

Pretty nice most of the time. Does stuff to get attention. Is kind of a cry baby.

Jordan is such a cry baby

Jordan (girl)

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Dirty jordan

the act of a boy(friend)puttin his girlfriends hands in his pants, and the father of the boy is entering the room, and in an act of desperation, the girl pulls her hand(s) out quickly and with force, but getting caught on the pants on her way out and in doing so, ripping out pubes.

"at jordans house, eli and p cubed had a dirty jordan..and i was in the room (ew!)"

by hannahkvfgbh April 26, 2007

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