Jew-Cave

A very well hidden cave with a very small entrance that members of the Jewish religion hide in when faced with adversity. Jew-Caves can be built anywhere by a skilled Jew and/or drunk Mexican. The contents of a Jew-Cave are usually 6-23 Jews, a jar of Vaseline, and large amounts of Apple Butter. Jews can survive months in a well built Jew-Cave.

This word can also be used to describe any tightly packed hiding spot.

Guy 1: Hello good sir, may I ask what you are constructing?

Guy 2: A Jew-Cave, bitch!

Saddam Hussein hid in a Jew-Cave for months hiding from the U.S. Army, thus proving the efficiency of Jew-Caves.

by Sam T. Baker December 31, 2010

Jew Balance

A play on the New Balance shoe brand, poking fun at the fact that so many Jewish people wear them.

Did you see Hymie run by in his Jew Balances?

by Joey the Clown July 30, 2007

jew screw

To acquire one's money through a shady transaction.

I got jew screwed when I signed up for a pyramid scheme and gave my "mentor" $500 to join.

by Chris Ci Walker May 7, 2007

Orthopoxed Jew

A Jew, whether religious or secular.
who's people are Cursed, who's "race" is cursed, and who's religion is Cursed and supplanted by Orthodox Eastern Christianity.

He's is Rightly (ortho) Poxed (poxed) or Cursed for his perfidiousness and for killing The Messiah or Jesus Christ

Don't mind the perfidious, whiny, orthopoxed jew

by antij May 13, 2005

Jew-ISH

A Jew that embraces anything but the full extent of Judaism.

He's a cultural jew, but actually an atheist... he's Jew-ISH

by Biensur22 May 25, 2005

jew claw

A crippled hand, always pointing down, sometimes with retarded freaky-looking unmovable fingers, attached to an arm thats always bent at the elbow, caused by abnormal growth of ligaments, tendons and muscles. Usually jews have this novelty item, and they can use it for purposes such as picking money off of trees and attacking people.

"That fucking jew just tried to claw at me!"
"His jew claw makes me horny."
"She slowly inserted her warm, slippery claw into my anus, and I blew my load all over her."

by Kc0ckz0r May 22, 2006

jew bag

The bag of gold ALL jews wear around their neck.

Non-Jew "Give me your jew bag!"
Jew "What are you talking about?"
Non-Jew "You know what I am talking about! Give it now!"
Jew "No!"
Non-Jew *pulls out gun* "Give it now or I'll have to wash the blood off!"
*BANG*

by mikeisreallygay June 3, 2006