Mega Jerk

The Mega Jerk is a most rare and strange person. Any decent Mega Jerk will be found hanging out around DDR machines, masturbating in public restrooms, and perhaps even eating huge quantities of various foods at Hometown Buffet. Mega Jerks are to be avoided if possible, as they may size you up, decide they like the look of you, and rape you on the spot.
Never tempt a Mega Jerk with the appeal of banana bread, for the effects may be horrific. Damn.

You. YOU sir, are a Mega Jerk.

by A.F.F.M.J. November 3, 2007

pussy jerking

A male with no dick "jerking off"

Nick loves pussy jerking. He has no dick

by Pussyjerker July 18, 2017

Jerk Curtain

A privacy curtain in barrack type bunking. This allows the occupant of the bunk to jerk off in private. See "hot bunking" also.

Dirty Eddie never closes his jerk curtain while he is chocking his chicken....so gross.

by Bosundave121 September 5, 2022

circle jerk

a group of boys who are all conceited fuckboys with huge egos but nothing to back it up with and who probably jack each other off in their spare time

*sees Kam, Stephen, Anthony, Evan, and Hunter*
“Damn here comes the circle jerk."

by hippiemoe May 8, 2017

Slurp and Jerk

On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.

I can’t wait for this bifurcation to heal so I can get a good slurp and jerk!

by SteffenHawking July 27, 2019

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.

"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"

by bitch squad October 9, 2016

Jerking Rec

A person who waste time during prison recreational time.

Hey man, stop jerking rec, and give me the weight bench.

Stop jerking rec and move your chess piece.

by Spookadeen December 9, 2021