Jacob Howard

Handsome, incredibly smart, funny, a little weird, and a great lover. He knows exactly what to say, and a very good listener. You will want to be in a very long relationship with him, as soon as you meet him. He's also a great singer.

OMG I just talked to Jacob Howard!!!!

by Rd4d23 June 28, 2016

Jacob

A psychotic, schizophrenic madman who has the largest intelligence of his time, with incredible anger issues and has a habit of nearly killing the people he knows, and every once and a while goes through with it, but also can be really nice to those who have not wronged him, and is incredibly unpredictable and spontaneous.

Guy: Jacob, you suck balls

Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !

(loud squelching sounds)

Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...

by schizophremadness March 1, 2018

Jacob is mega thicc

jacob is megggga thiccness like thiccer than the moon

Everyone: Jacob is mega thicc cause he is big boi

by bigbeater November 12, 2018

Jacob

always gets his hair done and eats cat in the bathroom and eats ass in the lunchroom and has a boner

wow is that Jacob eating cats

by iynez February 12, 2020

jacob.767

A super cool person who makes god tier content

“hey have you seen jacob.767 on tiktok?”
“yeah he’s the goat”

by don’t mind me July 16, 2021

Jacob

A funny but short guy, terrible at fighting games, and way too into pokemon

Uhnnn I'm bout to jacob

by Jablimpy February 7, 2022

Doob-A-Jacob

The act of vomiting into a bong after taking too harsh of a hit, then continuing to pass it/hit it despite the presence of vomit.

Doob

"Dude you just puked in the bong! You Doob'd-A-Jacob!"
"Are they still taking hits? There's puke in the water, do they know they're Doobing-A-Jacob?"
"Take it easy if you hit that too hard you might Doob-A-Jacob."

by BaronVonCuddly September 12, 2018