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jose

a large-eared mammal usually of the human species that is extremely well trained for hoping fences and swimming long distances
Wow, look at Jose, he sure can jump!
by Pablo888 September 20, 2006
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Jolie

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1- To take a break from the week and go out on Wednesday to party all night long, till the sun comes back up, surrounded with awesome people, great artists and DJs, playing cool games and enjoying a couple of drinks.
2- Going to the most awesome LGBT party in Buenos Aires: Fiesta Jolie, the party that added a Wednesday to your week
1- —Oh my, I feel like partying all night and it’s only Wednesday.

Are you kidding me? Let’s go jolie!
2- —What are you doing tonight guys? Feel like grabbing a beer at a cool place to meet some people. Or maybe grab a slice and a drink, or go partying?

—In a nutshell, you wanna go jolie!
by TinchoMC March 2, 2015
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no way jose

I dont agree with your suggestion
- Im like totally going home
- No way jose
by lucky boy tommy October 26, 2013
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Joscelyn

Joscelyn has tiny hearts w/ tiny hands that are amazing. :
by Ry4n3dwagu14rdo May 3, 2008
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Jodie Walters

the best gal - Jodie Walters is perfect in every way, yet intelligent and funny! Seriously, cherish her, she is such a good friend and no one can replace her.
by Likeitsme May 19, 2014
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Jopie

the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love Jopie, i think he's cool.'

atheist: 'Jopie is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'

Jopie, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If Jopie came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
Jopie, help us
by Jopie Kwekkeboom February 4, 2010
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Don José

1.a major pimp(the highest level of pimpage possible).
2.a guy who all the sexy ladies love.
"Yo....that kid over there's got all the girls on him....he's a Don José"
by Walter W. December 14, 2008
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