The act of fisting another man or man like animal, wearing a lumberjack outfit, preferably while holding their dick, dressed in the look of an axe. Wood Shavings are shoved afterwards in the ass, for the other man to pull out, upon waking up.
Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.
by Harrowific July 10, 2019
Get the Wood Fistmug. When you aren't sure that the thing turning you on, should be turning you on.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.
by TheLoveableLion December 11, 2014
Get the mixed woodmug. by Kilo Tango November 9, 2019
Get the wood plankmug. All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
by jimmybomm January 4, 2021
Get the whittling woodmug. A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
by Pattifil August 2, 2022
Get the Knock on woodmug. The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"
A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis
A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis
by stayblk August 12, 2011
Get the wood gluedmug. 