bath quake

BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS AN EARTHQUAKE , but way less messy, you take a bath, and, splash the water all around causing it to get all over everything!!! the floor, the walls, everything!!

instead of a regular bath, she took a bath quake and made a mess everywhere!!

by lesser of 2 eviles June 15, 2016

Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs

(v.)

Synonym for suicide.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die

by Dinkywink June 17, 2021

Bath marble

Firstly, have you ever ejaculated into a bath?

The spunk that forms in and under the water, looks like the inside of a marble. Hence the term …bath marble.

Shoot your load. Swirl it around. Boom

Phwoahh. I was bath marbling last night again. Created one hell of a bath marble

by DaddyHammer June 11, 2025

cracker bath

when you fail to girl boss

she is such a cracker bath

by todez.kapper-slapper January 9, 2023

Union Ass Bath

When a person named Chad is caught washing his ass in the sink by his wife Amy.

Bro, I took a union ass bath and it was embarassing!

by PNWwiseguy April 1, 2025

Dutch bubble bath

When one or multiple woman stand in a plastic bubble and a gentleman farts into it

Do you want a chance to win $500 all you have to do is a Dutch bubble bath (last woman to leave the bubble wins)

by RideThroughKind January 27, 2025

Obama Bath Water

You've sitting in bath water that Obama has already pissed in this whole time :)

Person 1: "I love me some Obama Bath Water"
Person 2: "Dude, you know that's his own piss, right?"

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY February 9, 2023