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bro your penis is small

when a guy keeps telling a joke to or about someone to someone when they ask them to stop.
"dude 3 series apple"
"shut up alex"
"no but dude, 3 series apple"
"bro your penis is small"
by fuckyoutrevor January 10, 2012
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small dick big dreams

a label put onto those people who have exceptionally small male genitalia, as well as enormous hopes, ambitions, and goals.
Oh man, that guy looks like he has small dick big dreams
by wafflecuck April 6, 2017
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too small 2b tall

when he's over six-feet with a littlle 6 inch or less.
I thought he'd be way bigger than that, damn I was wrong he's just too small 2b tall.
by above average freak June 26, 2009
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You're Killin' Me, Smalls!

A quote from The Sandlot. If someone says this to you, it's probably a sign that they think you are stupid, and you should probably just walk away. Say this to someone only when they are acting incredibly stupid or clueless.
Tyler: Have you seen the movie The Sandlot?
Hailey: Umm, no.
Tyler: You're killin' me, Smalls!
Hailey: WTF?
by PrettierThanYourGF June 13, 2016
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Brennan small dick

A faggot who sucks monkey cock and is Jacobs bitch
Is that Brennan

Ya he has a Brennan small dick
by Ianisafaggot69 January 9, 2019
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assisted small pet parkour

the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.
Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.
by mikeinocala October 16, 2012
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