Wind your dick in

When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.

“I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”

by Wight Eggy January 22, 2025

Wind Turbine

When you’re having sex and your partner uses a hair dryer on high setting to blow air into your butthole or vagina

I normally don’t like butt stuff but the wind turbine really got me going

by Xo_livinggarbage February 18, 2025

back wind

When you’re fucking a bitch from the back and get a whiff of the ass musk

Bro I was fucking a bitch from the back and the back wind was crazy

by Dxout January 12, 2024

reap the wild wind

"Cutting up" or "putting an end" to the wild, radical, rebellious, etc people.

Reap the wild wind"Do me a favor, please reap the wild wind please"

by The_Express22 March 9, 2022

The Wind

In ultimate frisbee, what the wind is what is responsible for every bad throw and every bad catch you ever make

Bob: That was a horrible throw!
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault

by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

winded hyena

a sexual act involving several Jewish men (usually connect via Craigslist) and a bowling alley that typically results in a mess.

“Hey did you hear about Sally? She totally got the Winded Hyena for her birthday.”

by NAMSARK July 22, 2019

Mystery-wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.

1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!

2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.

by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 16, 2008