Horny man

A man who's very horny and wants to fuck, not only you and me, but also everyone else...
Beware the horny man.

Jake: "omg.. HORNY MAN RUN"
Joe:"dude.. that's just a man with a hentai shirt..dumbass."

by Ilovecumandcheese. September 20, 2022

Battle Horny

When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.

My boyfriend came home from work and was so battle horny we went 4 times.

by Perii October 14, 2022

horny monkey

A person that cannot contain their horniness, in the same way how monkeys are savage and uncivilized.

Arutharan: I just wanna grab her big mommy milkers, they're so... they're so voluptuous and juicy!
Abi: behave you horny monkey

by BurnerMan1234 January 21, 2021

Food horny

When the food looks so good that you have a very strong desire for it.

I just saw the photo of the food you posted. Where did you get that? I’m food horny.

by DeOreo July 13, 2020

Horny Swipe

A female who is not really attractive (5 or below on the scale) who you swiped right on on Tinder, because you were really horny and you lowered you standards because you just wanted someone to put your penis in their mouth. Usually you match with her some hours later when you're no longer horny and proceed to un-match with her before any of your buds can give you shit.

"Hey look, I got a match on Tinder *proceeds to check match's profile* Damn she's ugly, must've been a Horny Swipe"

Jake: *Notices Kyle looking at Tinder* Whoa there Kyle, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser

Kyle: Nah man, she was a Horny Swipe. Let me delete her real quick

by barge_lalls69 September 14, 2021

horny maru

Nickname of USS HORNET

I served on the Horny Maru

by Derpy Dreadnought December 31, 2022

horny hypnosis

Horny hypnosis is when you literally jerk off to anything and everything while horny. Like, literally anything. Anything from My Little Pony sex all the way to some dark web bondage nugget porn

Dave: Dude, last night I rubbed one out to some really weird shit.. I don't know what got over me...

Paul: Bro, what you had was a bad case of horny hypnosis

by Purplebedsheets June 17, 2019