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Hoboisation

The social process whereby cities grow and societies become more urban. Therefore, the Hobo-density increases and one must carry extra change and a spare can of pepper spray.
"My dear Charles, I do believe that the Hobo-density of Sydney has increased to over nine score per city library."
"Yes, Perkins, what ever happened to that sanctity, that certain prot'eg'e vibe one gets from the warmth of the library air conditioners. Its not as if libraries are there for the common people. Bah! They're for intellectuals, like you and me!"
"Thats Hoboisation for you.."
by Peetr F December 15, 2008
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Hoboing It

When you can't be bothered to have a shower and stay dirty for the day.
Brian: We're going out in 10 minutes, you need to get up and have a shower

Peter: Don't worry, I think i'm going to be hoboing it today
by Schmaino October 8, 2008
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hobo shot

spreading your butt cheeks and consuming alcohol anally. thus bypassing the liver and becoming extremely more intoxicated as opposed to a regular shot since the liver filters out about 95% of the alcohol.
Man we only have three shots left, we should all hobo shot it all so we can get drunk.
by fredshark89 April 6, 2009
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hobo's dozen

give me a hobo's dozen of colt 45
by the_minnow July 16, 2009
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hobocrack

I had just got all my fixings for this delicious HOBOCRACK when that jerk paid me to beat that guy up!
by not theaq February 7, 2010
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Hobo Snow

1. snow found in the habitat of a hobo

2. the droppings of a hobo that has been out for so long, it has turned white
Guy #1: "Dude, let's play in that pile of snow over there!"
Guy #2: "Ew. No, that's hobo snow, man."

Girl: "OH MY GOD! COURTNEY, WHAT IS THAT?!"
Courtney: "Chill out, it's hobo snow."
by Doctor KG February 28, 2011
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Hobo mattress claim

The act of one hobo urinating on another hobos mattress to claim it. A Hobo claims his possesions by urinating on them, because it leaves a distinctive smell. For example if a hobo named joe from ny pissed on his matress, a hobo from california could smell that matress and say, o thats joes matress because all hobos know each other even if they have never met. Its called programmed hobo intelligence (phi) It is very offensive to piss on another hobos matress.
Hey thats my mattress!
No i pulled a Hobo mattress claim and pissed on it its mine now!
by hardcoreconservative69 March 21, 2011
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