Crap football team from East London which is supported by assorted tosspots from Essex. They claim to have won the world cup but they haven't actually won anything in living memory. Their fans think they are the bollox but are better known for lying under minibuses crying, "I've had enough!" Eh, Cass?
by NOLU October 7, 2011
Get the West Hammug. When you are having sex with an old lady, take her flabby vagina lips and stick them between her butt cheeks, and make her clinch her butt cheeks so the vagina lips stick out in between then jerk off into the middle of it, and take a bite.
One day matt was feeling quite hungry and wanted a Ham Sandwhich. Later on an idea poped into his head. Soon there after he went to a retirement home. He met up with an elderly lady by the name of Thelma. Knowing back in the day that she use to be quite the piece of meat, he soon pitched his idea. He made her take off her pants and pull down her diaper and stretch her flabby vagina lips between her butt cheeks and clinch her butt cheeks down on to her vagina lips. Not long after, he whiped out his sad excuse for a penis, and jerked off with what little sperm he could onto the vagina lips. After that still being quite hungry he took a nice bite out of it, solving his empty stomach.
by Crusty Jizz September 22, 2008
Get the Ham Sandwhichmug. 1. To masturbate nonstop for hours upon end.
2. To look at pornogrophy continually for hours while insert a male's finger into his own anus over and over, until it bleeds.
2. To look at pornogrophy continually for hours while insert a male's finger into his own anus over and over, until it bleeds.
by Fingeringbutts June 1, 2006
Get the Slap The Hammug. by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003
Get the ham sandwichmug. The cause of death or potential murder instrument for someone who is weight challenged. As opposed to pretzel, which is the choice of presidential assassins.
by John Costanzo September 21, 2005
Get the ham sandwichmug. Masturbation (male form).
A flam is a musical term, meaning "a drumbeat consisting of two notes in quick succession, with the accent on the second." Flamming as a verb means "to deceive; delude; cheat."
In the expression "flamming the ham," the meaning of flamming is primarily the musical one, i.e., the noun form, but modified to, in effect, coin a verb -- and is used in the sense of beating (as in a drum).
There's no need to expound on the meaning of "ham," is there?
A flam is a musical term, meaning "a drumbeat consisting of two notes in quick succession, with the accent on the second." Flamming as a verb means "to deceive; delude; cheat."
In the expression "flamming the ham," the meaning of flamming is primarily the musical one, i.e., the noun form, but modified to, in effect, coin a verb -- and is used in the sense of beating (as in a drum).
There's no need to expound on the meaning of "ham," is there?
Yeah, it was another washout of an evening, no chemistry, no fun, no interest, so I ended up at home again, flamming the ham, as usual.
by Idle Hands-Devil's Tool May 9, 2011
Get the Flamming the hammug. West Ham United is NOT the only football club in east London. Millwall, one of West Hams biggest rivals, is in fact also situated in east London.
Other popular London teams include Chelsea (southwest) Arsenal (north) and Tottenham (north)
Other popular London teams include Chelsea (southwest) Arsenal (north) and Tottenham (north)
West Ham song
I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high they reach the sky
Just like my dreams they fade and die
Fortunes always hiding
I've looking everywhere
Cus I'm forever flowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
United
United
I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high they reach the sky
Just like my dreams they fade and die
Fortunes always hiding
I've looking everywhere
Cus I'm forever flowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
United
United
by e15 May 8, 2006
Get the West Hammug.