horse cock

a delicious snack, usually for white girls on their parents farms.

suzy sucked off the horses cock, after she was done, she had gotten the horses cream cheese in her eyes. she was left to die and slowly met life’s end. but that horse cock sure was yummy.

rip suzy

by aerovs August 10, 2018

Horse girl

A girl between the age of 7 and 13 (most times), probably owns a horse (or goes to the riding school too much) and talks about it every day. She will wear t-shirts with horse prints on them and jeans or horse riding pants. In school she has only friends that love horses as much as she does. IF you want to hang out with her, she says: “No sorry, i need to go to my horse(s).” Horse girls don’t run, they gallop. Doesn’t care if you don’t like her, but if you say anything about her horse there is a chance she wants to murder you. Says she’s good are horse riding, but actually sucks. Here’s a tip: don’t follow her on instagram or other social media! Only do that if you want to get spammed with ugly photos of horses with a billion hearts on the photos. To summarize this whole story you can use one word: ‘CRINGE’.

I ride myself and at school i see horse girls and at the riding school too. The cringe was too much and i was looking on the internet, but nowhere was a really good explanation of horse girls, so i typed this.

by saladass2 May 3, 2019

horse riding

To do heroin by shooting up or snorting.

Homey A: "Ayo, where the fuck was you last night??"
Homey B: "I went back to the crib and got twisted!"
Homey A: "Why didn't you hit a brother up? I was bored as a motherfucker, dick!"
Homey B: "My bad, my bad. Cop about 40 bones, and tonight we'll saddle up and go horse riding."
Homey A: "Weeeeeeerrrrrrrd son! I'm there fasho!"

by don of marmet August 26, 2007

Quarter Horse

A “Quarter Horse” is similar to a well propionate thick sister but more of a slender athletic build. Her body is flawless in every aspect…smooth soft skin, lovely face; hair is at right length for her body and looks good in what ever she has on!

Man ole gurl in that video is a quarter horse!

by PMinister July 14, 2006

horse cock

somthing fucking massive

becky, moans
james, what is that

conner , I dont know

both turn corner

james OMG beckys got a horse cock in her ass

by colin sexton November 17, 2020

Horse Mum

A mum who loves her kids. Just it quite as much as she loves her horse

Janette is a typical Horse Mum. I heard her tell her daughter the other day

Leah go stand in front of sparky If some stones get thrown by that mower we can't have them hit him. He's my favourite horse

by Groundhogg June 28, 2017

Horse Problem

A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.

"This breakup healing process is just a horse problem."

by whyen October 23, 2022