adj. a particular breed of heterosexual, unusual, involving a love for R'n'B, yet with no groove. A hint of campness, with an unemotional edge. Street but not wise
a gloating, preening donkey with a taste for fashion, striped shirts, and sucking out with girlfriends named vinhessa.
typically found hanging around christopher street and the east side of manhattan, a haosexual is also known under a number of different monkers: uber donkey, hao quach, hee hao, homohao, haocakes, and of course, vinhessa's bitch.
Hobosexuels live on the street and can often be found sleeping on benches with newspaper hats on. These class of people are called hobosexuel because they tend to gravitate towards other people of the same, or lesser hobo status. And they differ from regular Hobos because they have a sock fetish.
David and I were walkingdown the street and he saw a hobosexuel on a bench and we got scared. We knew he was hobosexuel because he asked to smell David's socks.