Stole His Apple

A man receiving deep throat oral sex from another man who has never performed it previously.

Jesse and Sean are steady partners now ever since Sean totally stole his apple.

by NorthernUrbanite September 2, 2010

Borrow his dryer

Another convenient term describing a masking activity or ruse, when the real underlying event is to hook up, often after a highly emotional breakup, including a move out.

An-gele, who recently broke up with Erik von Eric, is going over to his place Saturday to "borrow his dryer", since the one at her new place "isn't working".

by irishbulldog88 May 8, 2012

being his muse

how women rationalize getting dumped after a brief, mostly-sexual relationship

"I mean, I was Josh Safdie's muse when he wrote Uncah Jams," - Julia Fox on being his muse, before getting dumped by Kanye West

by Theo-dorable February 16, 2022

chirped his chips

An impressive array of vomited materials, possibly of the projectile type

Spinelli (referring to T J's black eye): I haven't seen that many colors on one face since Crackers the Clown chirped his chips in our classroom!

by Agent Doof July 13, 2021

off his face

An Australian term to describe a state of intoxication to a degree in which a person may not be able to maintain co-hearant speech

John was completely off his face last night, he just wouldn't stop drinking

by Alley AU1987 August 24, 2017

Tickled his wiener

When something is said or discovered that unexpectedly intrigues you or grabs your attention.

Auditor 1: Man, Dan is really scowering those records.
Auditor 2: Something must have "tickled his wiener" when reviewing those reports.

by Bpopp August 26, 2013

not rolling his own

The present participle is used to refer to the activity of masturbation in a larger completed sentence. Compare the word with the past tense wrang it out in the same passage: except I sure wrang it out a hunderd times thinkin about you.

The source is Brokeback Mountain. Jack did not roll his own. He did not did not jerk off alone. This sentence was omitted in the French translation of the short story.

with women, yeah, but Jesus H., ain't nothin like this. I
"sh*t no," said Jack, who had been riding more than bulls, not rolling his own. "You know that. Old Brokeback got us good and it sure ain't over. We got a work out what the f*ck we're goin a do now."

by John R. Gallup, Ph.D. [jrag] May 13, 2006