white gloves

Someone who shows up to a gig and takes all the credit without doing the dirty work (hence their white gloves).

Dan: Where's Ollie? Isn't he doing the get-out?
Fraser: No, he only does the gigs. He's got white gloves. The lazy fucker.

by techiespecial November 30, 2013

Kenny Glover

He is the smartest and sexiest man on earth. He has an (EXTRAORDINARILY LARGE PENIS) (KEEP YOUR DISTANCE) HE WILL FLIRT WITH ANY AND ALL WAMAN. and men and has three children that he has married twice. He is the biggest FUCK off ever.

Ohh my GOD here cums the KENNY GLOVER!!! THE PENIS IS GIANTUS

by The eat me nut December 10, 2018

Shallow grave

A grave that is given to someone murdered after the murderers bury the body as quickly as possible.

“Keep fucking around and you can catch a shallow grave”

by Harrison school of the arts September 6, 2022

One-fingered glove

A condom

"Use a one-fingered glove, or forget it", she said.

by Dr. Foo July 15, 2010

Rochester golden glove

While fucking a girl from behind, either anal or vaginal, pull out right before your about to cum. Cum in your hand and as she turns around smack her in the the face with your cum covered hand.

Bro last night i took that girl home from the bar and finished her off with a Rochester golden glove.

by Z bone the third July 11, 2018

someone leaving a grave

a Something Leaving A Grave is a secretive way to confuse your enemies while saying they are a SLAG (first letter of each word)

person 1: can't 🅱elieve your with him after 1 day of 🅱eing with me
person 2: he's 🅱etter than you & he cares unlike you
person 1: i can sense Someone Leaving A Grave

person 2: what?!
person 1: ;) 🅱ye

by El spancho March 6, 2019

grave juicer

An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite

Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?

Crowd: No. Why?

Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.

Crowd: Sick fuck

by d&d inc. June 26, 2008