Greasing the Union

A phrase, coined in the series The Sopranos, referring to performing homosexual acts with tradesmen and other various construction workers.

"Ah Christ, is Paulie really fucking hooking up with a goddamn brickie?"
"Yeap, he's greasing the union."

by derangedcatboye June 7, 2024

grease

an all purpose cuss word, in combination with other words

Aww go grease yourself, greasing greasehole

by dannyshamas December 3, 2010

grease fan

When a wild tuna forced you to take your pants off while rubbing itself all over your body leaving you covered in fish slime.

I tried to go fishing, but only ended up getting a grease fan for my hard work

by Moondoggie1983 October 7, 2018

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Merch

a Grease mErch is a slang wOrd foR chip shop in yorkshire.

you want to Go to the grease mErch tonight.

by Mersyside 123 August 15, 2021

dr grease

the gayest person on the planet

man that guy dayton is dr grease

by lynnknight May 10, 2023

Greased Egg grip

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.

Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!

by SRG720 January 27, 2012