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Gorilla Tag

Gorilla Tag is the most chaotic vr game, including annoying kids, screaming kids, 90 year olds, 4 year olds, minigames, shiny rocks, and most importantly,

tag.
Friend: Hey, have you been playing gorilla tag lately?

You: Yeah, how do you know?

Friend: Your arm is broken, your controllers are on fire, your head is pulsating, your heart is beating faster than usual, your vocal chords are breaking, there's blood on the wall, you are drenched in sweat, your headset is somehow broken in half, your tv is shattered, your bed is broken, and you only have 2 working fingers.

You: oh
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great-gorilla

These are the five traits that create the great-gorilla, "the wise monkeys":

- Energind ("ADD/ADHD") - "See No Evil"
Because they are very imaginative and caring.
- Huquency ("HSP/Empath") - "Hear No Evil"
Because they don't take anything as insults. They understand other people's perspectives.
- Trualist ("ASP/ASD") - "Speak No Evil"
Because they are brutally honest.
- Timester ("OCD/OCPD") - "Smell No Evil"
Because they are so cleanly and organized, they have a good sense of time. Virtuous.
- Freespective ("ODD") - "Do No Evil"
Because they are very freedom oriented. They don't like being told what to do, and they don't tell other people what to do. Freedom.

If you have ALL FIVE of these traits, related to the spiritually activated five senses… then you are a GREAT-GORILLA!!
"That great-gorilla person over there… what a powerful aura. I don't know how to handle it. I don't know whether to be angry, afraid… or maybe we should diagnose that person with all these 'disorders'. To make me feel that I am above, and that that person is below me. So that they know their place."
by NeoTPolaris August 31, 2023
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Gorilla Bust

When i was at home last night masturbating i made a huge gorilla bust.
by Da Real November 12, 2011
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Lil gorilla

When a person fells like he is a monkey, he eats a lot of bananas, they hoot like monkeys and throw shit at everyone if they don't have their daily banana.
A synonym of lil gorilla cana also be sahe or pepinangel.
I'm such a lil gorilla

Today I fell like a sahe
by Merendola September 4, 2020
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Gorilla Tag

Gorilla Tag is a competitive free VR game available on steam and oculus. In this game you can only move with your hands no joysticks allowed. Legs are FORBIDDEN
I punched a hole through the wall while playing gorilla tag 10/10
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Gorilla Tag

a vr game played only by depressed 13 year olds and toddlers
FUDGEFICKLEFUCKDUCKMUCKTRUCKGORILLA TAGSDJFESNFJV KSJBFK
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024
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pink gorilla games

The best gtag monke you will ever see
On god pink gorilla games is so good
by Pink gorilla games March 16, 2022
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