gooch

2 meanings, first is - bit of skin in between ur bollocks and your ass hole.

second meaning is used at the spotting of a fine lady.

that girl in the bus stop is a fine bit of gooch.

by Joe & Ben March 29, 2007

gooch

The area betweens a Man's scrotum and anus.

Actually I had a bicycling accident the other day and ripped open my gooch and part of my anus. Thankfuly my scrotum was not sacraficed in the accident. My Gooch needed Surgery.

by Ryan Good. June 28, 2007

Gooch

A slang term for the area between the scrotum and rectum. The medical terminology for this region is the perineum.....or the hairy perri. Also called the grundle or the chonch.

My gooch is sweaty.

by Helldizzle February 22, 2009

gooch

the space between your man balls and your anus.

a lovely dog belonging to a lovely family. mostly a mutt. family calls it gooch cause it's a filthy mutt. but gooch is an adorable puppy that you just want to kiss all over.

joe: GOOCH IS SO COOT!
joe 2: i just wanna kiss her face!

by Kelly Marie Rodgers the third February 16, 2009

gobshite

Dubious practice of defacation consumption, believed to be enjoyed by minor celebrities, including Dougie Donnelly. Allegedly.

"£10 for a blowjob, or £50 for a full gobshite."

by quijibo81 June 21, 2006

Gooch McPikey

The best "enter name here" substitute ever used. Suprisingly, no man looks like a fool when their name is Gooch McPikey.

PLAYER 1: Gooch McPikey
PLAYER 2: No match for the above
PLAYER 3: Failed attempt at a better name
PLAYER 4: Birth name (realisation that all efforts are futile)

by Devious O October 28, 2009

goochie-goo

When you and your partner have sex on the beach and the cum/sand mixture gets all over your gooch.

Guy 1: I was having sex on the beach and it was great until she gave me goochie-goo.

Guy 2: Oh gross!

by KKLCCPM October 29, 2015