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jew gold

Popularized by 'Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow' episode number 908 of South Park, Jew Gold is the gold contained in a small bag that is hung around every Jewish man and womans neck. Every Jewish man and woman also carries a fake bag filled with rocks or other heavy items so it will be perceived as the real jew gold.
Hand over the jew gold you jew, i know you have two bags, one real one fake, give me both.
by ambulance_x December 12, 2008
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Gold Digger

Morally corrupt, conniving, shrewd harpies that preys upon unsuspecting multimillionaires and billionaires.

Like sharks they tend to seek out prey at the golf courses, gyms, cansinos and social events. Objects of interest - Rolex watches, European sports car, Armani suits and platinum credit cards.

There is plenty of information on TV about gold diggers ie Housewives of Orange County and the Gastineau Girls. Gold diggers can be also male ie Kevin Federline.

They will try to milk as much money as possible in order to get plastic surgery, bigger boobs or a fancy car.
Gold Digger - You drive a Cadillac Deville? God you are such as loser....(sees another guy pull up in a Ferrari and quickly runs in his direction)
by glum68 December 23, 2008
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golden retriever

It's a dog with yellowish fur. Golden retrievers are the best dogs ever.
The Golden retrievers sre the most beautiful dogs ever.
by the_Sonya October 19, 2005
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go for gold

Australian. Sarcastic encouragement to someone to go ahead and do whatever someone was thinking of doing, or whatever you're too wasted to do.
A: 'I'm going for a run. Do you want to come?'
B: 'You go for gold. I'm going to lie here on the couch.'
by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006
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golden grain

Alcoholic drink that joe namath drinks like water.

Side effects: Death
Reporter: So Joe, what do you think about the game?

Joe: Ahhh mah a football. (some other incoherent dumbass rambling)

Reporter: Wow, thanks Joe. Great insight

John Madden: Here's a guy who when he drinks golden grain he pukes up pieces of his own liver!

Pat Sommeral: Thanks, John.
by joes the man February 16, 2009
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gold shower

A gold or golden shower is when a guy/or girl(sometimes) pee's on their partner. very nasty and i'll bet it doesnt taste good
Jill begged Joe for a golden shower
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Golden Cocktail

Golden Cocktail (also referred to as Gold Juice)

A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.
Jane said”you have to drink my Cocktail before I will let you fuck me”.

Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club.
by Ducky April 13, 2004
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